I got a neat piece of guest art from my daughter for my 7th comicversary. She was drawing her and her GF’s gemsonas (Steven Universe OC’s), and we started wondering who I would be. We decided on Salt. I’m a rogue homeworld gem stuck on Earth pirating the shit out of eternity. I have a cutlass, a bad attitude, and an army of goats (because, she says, “they crave that mineral”.) My First Mate is none other than Kevin the Cunt.