Sancho shows off two stab wounds on his side and describes how his ex wife stabbed him on two seperate occasions. Their conversation is interrupted by a sound in the dark.

Everybody has their type. Sancho’s is women who can and will stab him, I guess.

Page 39 panel 1
Sancho: ( lifts shirt up to expose side, revealing a nasty scar) It was ‘er wot gave me this.

[It was her who gave me this.]

Panel 2
Bea: (icky face) eeeeeee!

Sancho: She’d been shaggin’ ma cousin and I foond oot. An ‘e werenae the forst, as Ah well kenned. We ‘ad a fight. She stabbed me.

[She’d been fucking my cousin and I found out. I knew he wasn’t the first. We had a fight, she stabbed me.]

I think she were tryin’ tae kill me, but she wisnae as good as you at kennin’ where all the really squishy bits ae.

[I think she was trying to kill me, but she wasn’t as good as you at knowing where all the really squishy bits are.]

Panel 3
Sancho: (lifts other side of shirt to reveal another nasty scar) An’ this’n were after she had the bigjob bab.

[And this one was after she had the human baby.]

Panel 4
Bea: I wondered where you got those.

K’chi-ay! (elven curse, similar to “Fuck’s sake!”) No wonder you don’t like talking about her.

Panel 5
Bea: (gets real close and sultry-like) I promise I won’t stab you unless you really piss me off. Or if we’re really horny.

Sancho: That’s why I love yer.

Panel 6
(Bea leans in for a kiss, but Sancho turns away, startled)

Sancho: What was that?

Panel 7
(They both stand, drawing weapons)

Panel 8
(A curse in the dark)

Panel 9
(Bea sneaks forward with trepidation)

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